Fun Pubes



Do I really need to comment much?

I had a really fun evening with a newish boy who happened to have some "Fun Betty" dye and a delightful sense of humor. He also dyed his own hair blue, pink, and green. Our new code names are Roy G. Biv and Cranberry Muffin.

I'm very pleased with my newly matching carpet and drapes. Very.

P. S. The dye includes bleach, and you don't put it anywhere near your labia, just on the upper triangle of hair that shows when your legs are closed. I wouldn't be endorsing a sad-vulva product. Just don't put bleach on your girly bits, okay?

3 comments:

Britni TheVadgeWig said...

OMG I'm obsessed. I *love* it.

A few years ago, my ex-girlfriend dyed hers hot pink (I think it may have been the same product) without telling me and I laughed hysterically the next time we hooked up and I discovered her bright pink pubes.

This picture makes me want to grow my pubes out just so I can have DTM head and pube hair.

Paradox said...

This was extra fun because I went to a sex party the next night and participated in a fire play demo on the stage at the venue. It was dimly lit so the woman who was lighting me on fire didn't realize I matched until she made a big blaze in the air right by my lady bits. Very, very cool.

Anonymous said...

Oh man! That is like, the second hottest thing ever!...The first hottest thing? BLUE!

On living, loving, learning, and fucking with the materials I've got at hand.

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