I Am So Goddamn Horny

I don't know what it is. Some combination of beach, sun, and tons of sex this weekend has gone to my head. I really, really need sex. Now.

Sadly, my fuck friend is elsewhere with his complicated girlfriendly type and I currently have no one to fuck me. Or bend backwards to take it when I fuck them. There's no one here with a cock for me to suck, no one with beautiful breasts for me to play with. No one to tie me down, feel me up, and make me beg. Nothing.

It's quite sad.

On the plus side, I bought a lovely new dildo the other day, which I plan to make good use of this evening. It's soft, purple, thick, and curved. Mm, mm, mm. I have such toy lust. Hell, I have such lust. I just wanna fuck!

Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go fuck myself now. That'll do.